staff:

htmlflowers:

closing panel from my second guest page in Simon Hanselmann’s “Truth Zone” Series.

Put the bottle down. Tumblr is for everyone. 

staff:

htmlflowers:

closing panel from my second guest page in Simon Hanselmann’s “Truth Zone” Series.

Put the bottle down. Tumblr is for everyone. 

posted 21 hours agoJuly 23, 2014 with 6,398 notes - via / origreblog
pleatedjeans:

hahaha her face is priceless. [x] 

pleatedjeans:

hahaha her face is priceless. [x

posted 22 hours agoJuly 23, 2014 with 3,151 notes - via / origreblog
posted 2 days agoJuly 22, 2014 with 149 notes - via / origreblog

So what is strength, exactly?

Is it something you wield to fend off attackers?
Is it something you use to control the Four Great Spirits?
Is it something that lets you walk on your own two legs?

It’s none of those things.

Not real strength.

posted 5 days agoJuly 18, 2014 with 583 notes - via / origreblog
gourmetgaming:

Portal – The Cake 2.0

It was my birthday on Tuesday and I wanted to bake myself a pretty special cake – but I was at a loss as to which one. I asked the community on Facebook and Twitter what video game cake was their favourite, and the response was naturally a resounding “The Cake is a Lie”. Although this was my first recipe on Gourmet Gaming, I felt perhaps it was apt to revisit it and see how far I’ve come since the blog started, especially since I hit 50,000 Tumblr followers last week.Oh, so many rookie mistakes! Why was the original cake chocolate – it’s obviously black forest (coincidentally, also my favourite)! So, as a gift to both myself and all of you, please enjoy this updated recipe for Portal Cake - forever sans fish shaped garnishes.
Click ‘Read More’ for the full recipe!
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gourmetgaming:

Portal – The Cake 2.0

Difficulty: 4.5 Hearts

It was my birthday on Tuesday and I wanted to bake myself a pretty special cake – but I was at a loss as to which one. I asked the community on Facebook and Twitter what video game cake was their favourite, and the response was naturally a resounding “The Cake is a Lie”. Although this was my first recipe on Gourmet Gaming, I felt perhaps it was apt to revisit it and see how far I’ve come since the blog started, especially since I hit 50,000 Tumblr followers last week.
Oh, so many rookie mistakes! Why was the original cake chocolate – it’s obviously black forest (coincidentally, also my favourite)! So, as a gift to both myself and all of you, please enjoy this updated recipe for Portal Cake - forever sans fish shaped garnishes.

Click ‘Read More’ for the full recipe!

Read More

posted 1 week agoJuly 16, 2014 with 1,378 notes - via / origreblog
There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

silentxwriter:

It is this one. Occasionally, the original text/pic gets deleted and replaced with a gif of your OTP or that actor in that one show or a quote from that thing you like. But it’s not them. It never was them. It has always been, and always will be, a lie.

And now it’s a sick picture of a T Rex.

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You’re welcome.

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

posted 1 week agoJuly 14, 2014 with 11,794,265 notes - via / origreblog
posted 1 week agoJuly 13, 2014 with 202 notes - via / origreblog
Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
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Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

Just choked on my fucking drink

(via thingsididntknowwereerotic)

I know nothing.

(via ktempest)

posted 1 week agoJuly 12, 2014 with 27,673 notes - via / origreblog

dankleaf:

avantgauche:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece

Just the first episode, really. Or read the plot synopsis on a wiki page. Or figure it out by context. :V

posted 2 weeks agoJuly 9, 2014 with 376,250 notes - via / origreblog
fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

Half the time I write a reply, I think “yes this sounds great” and am done with it until my partner replies. Then when they do, I look back at my reply and am just like “why the fuck did I do that wait no let me take it back i’m so sorry you deserve better than that hunk of shit why did i even think that sounded acceptable”
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fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

Half the time I write a reply, I think “yes this sounds great” and am done with it until my partner replies. Then when they do, I look back at my reply and am just like “why the fuck did I do that wait no let me take it back i’m so sorry you deserve better than that hunk of shit why did i even think that sounded acceptable”

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posted 2 weeks agoJuly 9, 2014 with 1,003 notes - via / origreblog